Vote for Lottie
Campaign Slogan
Small Paws. Big Plans. Absolutely No Political Experience.
Candidate Bio
Lottie is a pint-sized Bernedoodle with a big personality, impeccable curls, and a firm belief that every citizen deserves a treat.
At just 13 pounds, she may be small, but she has never let her size interfere with running her household. She’s a natural-born leader, an enthusiastic greeter, and a fierce advocate for belly rubs, afternoon naps, and chasing bouncy balls.
Lottie’s political platform is simple:
🐾 More treats. Less drama.
🐾 A squirrel-free community.
🐾 Equal belly rubs for all.
🐾 A chicken in every pot and a dog in every lap.
🐾 Stronger leash laws — specifically, fewer of them.
When questioned about her qualifications, Lottie declined to comment, choosing instead to lick the reporter.
She may not have a political pedigree, but she’s got plenty of charm, excellent hair, and absolutely no understanding of property taxes.
**Vote Lottie for Pet Mayor of West Monroe!**
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