Vote for Bruce

Birthday / Gotcha Date

5/27/12

Campaign Slogan

Zero Experience. 100% Good Boy. Bruce for Mayor.

Candidate Bio

At 13 years old, Bruce the long-haired Chihuahua brings wisdom, charm, and a whole lot of fluff to the political scene. Known for his sweet nature, Bruce has never met a stranger he didn’t love—or a treat he didn’t try to negotiate for.

A seasoned expert in naps, cuddles, and good vibes, Bruce believes in leading with kindness and tail wags. Don’t let his size fool you—Bruce is smart, sharp, and always three steps ahead (especially if snacks are involved).

When he’s not campaigning for more belly rubs, Bruce can be found curled up in a sunbeam, dreaming of a better tomorrow—one full of biscuits and bipawtisan cooperation.

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