Meet Grant Grant — a pint-sized powerhouse with the fluff of a cloud and the weight of a bowling ball. Known affectionately as “Sack of Taters,” this one-year-old long-haired Chihuahua may be small, but he’s built like a brick. Pick him up and you’ll quickly understand the nickname. He’s somehow denser than a cinder block in a fur coat.

He’s got brains, charm, and a very firm belief in doing things his way. He doesn’t take commands — he takes suggestions… and ignores them. He won’t listen to you. At all. Ever. He hears you — he just doesn’t care.

He walks like he’s on a mission. Stompy. Determined. Slightly offended by gravity. He carries a toy in his mouth everywhere he goes — not because he wants to play, but because you can’t have it. Ever. It is his. It has always been his. You may admire it from afar.

He may not follow rules. Or come when called. But he leads with love, chaos, and an unmatched ability to look majestic while ignoring you.

Vote Grant. For the future. For the fluff. For the toys he will never let you have.