Clumsy. Confused. Completely Committed.

Meet Jonah — a quiet, laid-back 1-year-old longhaired Chihuahua with legs for days and a heart even bigger.
Gentle, sweet, and deeply unsure of what’s happening, Jonah is a new kind of leader. He doesn’t talk much. He doesn’t know what a zoning ordinance is. But he does know how to give really good kisses. And he’ll give one to anyone — constituent, opponent, mail carrier, or squirrel.

Nicknamed Jonah Longlegs for obvious reasons (have you seen those stilts?) and Jonah Bologna for reasons no one quite remembers, this lanky goofball is known for sleeping like a pretzel, politely staring into the void, and occasionally enjoying a worm or two. He recently discovered the joy of swimming, which he approaches with the grace of a deer on roller skates. He’s the proud owner of exactly one brain cell, and that thing is fighting for its life daily. But we love him endlessly and unconditionally.

Though his understanding of local government is… limited at best, his commitment to being a good boy is unwavering. He’s calm. He’s kind. He’s ready — even if he’s not quite sure what for.

Vote Jonah. He’s doing his best. And occasionally licking the sidewalk.