Dash currently serves as Diabetes Care Center’s CFO—Chief Furry Officer—where his signature blue paws help raise diabetes awareness. His staff brings him treats, wears shirts with his face, and throws him birthday parties. He considers this excellent management.

If elected Mayor, Dash realizes he can’t keep his full-time CFO job. After careful consideration, he’s decided to delegate the work to his humans and keep the benefits.

His platform? Free treats. No tax on dog treats. And more funding for his kind of public office—the dog park.

His campaign supports the Kiroli Foundation’s improvements to Raising Cane’s Dog Park at Kiroli. He’s ready to get to work. His humans will handle the paperwork.