🐾 FRANK FOR MAYOR 2026 🐾

Making West Monroe Happy Again!

A Golden Retriever. A Golden Opportunity. A Golden Future.

Citizens of West Monroe, meet FRANK — a two-year-old English Cream Golden Retriever, devoted public servant, seasoned traveler, blue-collar working dog, and self-appointed Chief of the Happiness Police.

Frank’s journey into public service began with a very special Father’s Day gift.

His brother, Benny, is a service dog for Evie, a remarkable young lady whose life was forever changed by a tragic accident that left her paralyzed. After witnessing the incredible love, loyalty, and companionship Benny brought into her life, Evie decided her dad needed a little of that same magic.

Enter Frank.

And West Monroe hasn’t been the same since.

While other political candidates spend their days behind desks, Frank has spent his life among the working people. From early mornings at the paper mill to long days on job sites, Frank proudly rides shotgun with his dad, supervising operations, boosting employee morale, and occasionally sleeping through important meetings.

He’s also traveled across the country attending competitive sporting clays tournaments with Collin, building relationships across state lines and proving that his appeal extends well beyond Ouachita Parish.

Despite his extensive travels, Frank has never forgotten his roots. He’s a West Monroe dog through and through.

Frank currently serves as Chief of the Happiness Police, a position he created himself and has held without opposition.

His Political Qualifications

Working-Class Values: Believes in an honest day’s work, although he strongly supports frequent naps and paid belly-rub breaks.
Foreign Affairs: Has traveled extensively across state lines. Considered an expert in interstate relations and hotel lobby diplomacy.
Public Relations: Has never met a stranger, only voters who haven’t petted him yet.
Community Outreach: Regular appearances at businesses, job sites, and sporting events. No constituent is too small, especially if they’re holding a treat.
Economic Development: Proud supporter of local businesses, especially Neighborhood Vet and Curly’s Top Dog.
Law Enforcement: As Chief of the Happiness Police, maintains a strict zero-tolerance policy toward bad moods.
Bipartisan Leadership: Loves Republicans, Democrats, Independents, and even cats, although negotiations remain ongoing.
Ethics Reform: Promises complete transparency, except regarding the occasional missing sock.

Frank’s Campaign Platform

Frank isn’t running for fame, fortune, or political power.

He’s running because he believes every citizen deserves a little more happiness, a little more kindness, and a whole lot more love.

His promises are simple:

More treats. Fewer arguments. Open parks. Full food bowls. And absolutely no bad days on his watch.

Frank has never held public office, never raised taxes, and has absolutely no intention of starting now.

He believes in putting people first, paws on the ground, and noses where they probably don’t belong.

VOTE FRANK FOR PET MAYOR OF WEST MONROE!

The only candidate who can be bought with a pup cup — and is proud to admit it.

🇺🇸 FRANK 2026

PAWS DOWN, THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE!

Putting the Good Back in Good Boy. 🐾