At just one year old, Yondu the long-haired Chihuahua may be new to the game — but don’t let that baby face fool you. This tiny dynamo is running a big campaign with even bigger personality. He’s got a bark that can be heard three counties over, a suspicious talent for eating anything not nailed down, and an uncanny ability to ignore direct orders — all signs of a true political prodigy.

Despite his age, Yondu already knows how to win hearts (and treats). Whether he’s pestering his older brothers, stealing bites off the coffee table, or demanding attention like he owns the place — he’s a natural-born leader.

He might not know what taxes are.
He might not know what obedience is.
But he does know what the people want: snacks, naps, and someone who’s not afraid to shake things up.